Clean Houses

Today I stayed home all day to clean. I cleaned for hours. My house sorta reflects this. Has anyone ever noticed that the more you clean the messier it looks. I cleaned out rooms and closets and I have bags of stuff for goodwill. I have done a million loads of laundry today and I still have to put it all up. It's the never ending laundry cycle at my house. It's like gremlins, remember that movie? Well someone is feeding my laundry food after midnight and getting it wet, cause it just multiplies and gets nastier. Tomorrow Mark is going back to Shreveport. It's hard with him back and forth. Well I have to cut this short because I have carpet to clean and kids to supervise. Kyle is cleaning out all his outgrown movies and toys, ha! We shall see if he really throws anything away, he is a total pack rat. C-ya! OMG I just have to add this, I just spellchecked and there were no misspellings found. Am I getting smarter? Hmm there is some food for thought. Finally recovering from my Mommy Mush Brain?

Birthdays and Confessions

First of all here are the birthday party pics. It went well. Ryan had a great time and that's all that matters. However Blu Rabbits sucks ass and I will never have I party there. With that said here are a few pics. Ok on to other things.


I have some confessions to make.
1.I think of my blogs while I drive usually.
2.I wish I could write and drive so I could write down my ideas.
3.I think my truck is the shit.
4.I worry some times that I will become a gap mom, but then I realize I dress like shit most days so I am safe.
5.I have been married twice.
6.I liked the Jerry Springer show.
7.I am impressed by men who can dance and take a bra off easily.
8.Bonus points if they can release the bra with one hand.
9.My husband doesn't know where I blog, in fact I am not sure if he even knows I have one.
10.I like my mother in law.
11.I have spent more money on my teeth than most people spend on cars.
12.I think I have cute feet.
13.This is the fattest I have ever been in my life, including pregnancy.
14.Tomorrow I am going to see about a diet.
15.I am scared shitless.
16.I hate diets.
17.I subscribe to Star Magazine.
18.My house is a mess right now.
19.I don't know where I want to live.
20.I have no clue why I wanted to do this but I felt the need to confess, perhaps I should be Catholic?

Yes I am still alive.

I have been sorta out of commission this week. I haven't felt very well and my internet has been messed up. So that's what's been going on. I am excited about this weekend. I hope Ryan's party goes well. Mark is supposed to come home. OMG I just wrote a entire blog and my finger slipped and somehow I erased it. FUCK!! Ok well now you don't get the whole song and dance. Just that I want another kid. I ended up with 5 kids. I have basically adopted another one. I am scared that I just want another one because I love babies so much. I just don't think I need to have another one. I think I need to figure out who I am. I feel like I stash part of me away cause it's just to much to deal with the kids and the house and try to have a life also. I am having company 3 weekends in a row. Not quite sure how that happened but it did. So I guess I have even more cleaning to do. HA! Just want I wanted. I have to lose weight. I have just blown up the past couple of months. I don't know what the hell happened. Well yeah I do, I have been stuffing my face, but that's neither here nor there. The point is I got to lose weight. On the bright side I am done with all my birthday shopping and Easter shopping. I don't have to buy another freaking toy till Christmas. Yeah right, like that's going to happen. Well anyway I need to go. I just wanted to update and post before Aldara had a cow. LOL

Little Boys

Sometimes my boys can be so sweet! There is nothing sweeter than a little boy when they are being sweet. Girls are supposed to be sweet. But I adore it when my boys are being lovey. This morning and I was going nuts trying to get 5 kids to school at 3 different times, Kyle asked me for a kiss as I dropped him off at the gym for his camp out. Yes my 11 year old wanted a good bye kiss in front of the entire 5th grade. Ah! It melts my heart. He was so sweet last week too he tried to give me 5 bucks for my birthday. It was like half of his money. I didn't take it, I told him I just wanted a hug and a kiss. It really makes up for the times when he is being a perfect shit. So I went and got my hair did. Yep I feel like Christy is back. I am blonde, I have bangs, and I wore a shirt that showed boobs today. Yes that's right, you hear correctly, Christy is back. I don't know where the fuck that bitch has been but I am glad she is back. That whiny, dumpy, brown headed, chick was on my last nerve, lol. So tomorrow my friend Tammy from back home is coming with her kids for the weekend. Woohoo!! We are going to get our drink on and bbq. Funny what you think is a good time when you have 6 kids between two people. So I am excited about it. I am going to clean house tomorrow and do some grocery shopping. Oh the cable guy came out today and said I had some bad connections. So allegedly my internet and phone are fixed. We shall see! So I forgot to post the pics of my hair so I will get on that later. Ok over and out!

Tomorrow is the big day.

Yep I am going back to my roots. I am going back blonde. I will post some before and after pics. I am sorta scared. I have been dark for awhile now. Today me and Tay went and got pedis, went shopping, and had lunch. It's nice to spend time with her now that she is not acting like a demon spawn. I am so glad her pre- pms issue is better. God help us all when she gets a little older. So we had a nice day today. It's hard to believe that my baby is going to be 10. Or that Ryan is turning 4. Times moves very fast sometimes. Other breaking news is my toes looks nice, my house is a mess, and I am hungry. I didn't really like my lunch so I didn't eat it. My pug is behind me snoring. Just in case anyway wondered what I listen to while I blog. Its pug snores, yelling children, and my washing machine is going. Swear to God! I wasn't joking when I named my blog. Oh Ryan's new sandbox already bit the dust. Imagine that. I told Mark that a $30 sand box would not last. Sigh! If they would only listen to us. Well I am going to go hunt down a snack and make a grocery list. We need things. Shit tomorrow is Kyle's camping trip and I didn't get him a sleeping bag. Shit, Shit, Shit!! I am off the the store. C-ya guys later!!

My first day.

Well my first day on my own was a little overwhelming. I got really scared because Taylor laid in bed sick all day and was running a fever. She never gets sick. It scared the crap out of me. She is going to the dr in about a hour. Other than that things went ok. No major disasters or anything broken. I kept waiting for my car to die or a window to break. I know I can take care of stuff by myself, I have done it before. I guess you just get used to not having to. So I shall be ok. My dogs are currently on my bed playing. I wish I knew how to explain to wondermutt that he is bigger than the pug, and therefore does not fit on everything the pug does. Hmm remember how bad I wanted a big dog. HeHe This weekend my friend Tammy is coming up to visit. I am super excited. Our kids get along really well, and me and her got some drinking to take care of. Then next weekend is Ryan's bday party and my mother in law is coming. I haven't seen her since before we moved here. It will be nice to have company. Well I am going to pretend like I care what this house looks like and straighted up some before I take Tay to the dr. The only nice thing about Mark being gone is I can let the house go to hell if I want and no one will say a thing. I can also not cook for a week as long as I have soup and ramin noodles. My kids would rather eat that anyway. See there is a bright side to all of this. Later Tators!

This is what life is about.

Today Taylor was off playing with her friends, yes she has made a bunch of them. Kyle was off with his friends. And Mark, Ryan and I were washing the cars. It was gorgeous today. So here comes the ice cream truck. Me and Ryan got a popsicle and sat outside and ate them. That was so what life is about. My kids are happy. I was getting one on one time with one of them. And we were eating ice cream in the sunshine. Life does not get any better than that. Tomorrow Mark leaves for Shreveport for about 45 days. It's going to be hard not having him home. I think the longest we have ever been apart was about 30 days. I am going to miss him. I am going to miss having him to sleep with. And I didn't mean that sexual either. It's going to be me, the cat, and the snoring pug in my bed. Kyle gets pissed when I take the pug at night, lol. I would let the wondermutt sleep with me but I am scared he will get up at night and pee or chew up my room. He is housebroken finally, but he sleeps in a crate at night. I fear that freedom might push him over the edge and make him pee, lol. So I am going to make myself some goals while Mark is gone. Give me something to work for and think about. Keep me from getting bored. My first goal is to work out more. Get back into my habit. Second is to make some new friends and make a point of meeting new people. The playgroup thing really put a bad taste in my mouth about making friends, but at some point I have to move on and find some more friends here. Third take care of my spring cleaning. This will be done next week. Fourth stay in my budget and not shop. Fifth take care of me. I need to get back into the groove of getting pedis and my hair did. You know how long it's been since I got my hair did? Yeah that long. C-ya guys later.