Snack Options

I was just in my pantry browsing my snack options. It was narrowed down between a Hostess Cupcake and a Hostess Ding Dong. I get to looking at the choices and are they not the same thing? Why yes they are, chocolate cake with cream filling. I mean really why not just sell one snack cake and call it a day folks? Why make me stand there in my pms chocolate searching fit and have to figure out which snack cake is going to give me the best bang for my 5 pounds I am about to gain?