Only in Alabama

Only in the great state of Alabama can you go to the beach, plant your butt down on the sand, dig your toes in, and enjoy looking at the oil rigs. Yes from the beach you can see freaking oil rigs. I have never seen such shit in my life. Makes me want to jump on the next thing rolling back to Florida where we keep our oil rigs out of view from the beach and our water is clearer, atleast on the gulf side.