Attention Target Shoppers!

I just wanted to let you fellow target shoppers know that when you are using the facilites, you know the single toliet next to the pharmacy, its a good idea to keep it on the down low. I frequent this bathroom quite often, sometimes have to wait for someone to come out so I can go in. During such occasion I sometimes am party to listening to your sounds. The bathrooms are not soundproof I can hear you grunting in there! This makes me worry that the air quality will not be safe for me to venture into when you are done. So fellow shoppers I warn you keep your grunts to yourself cause they are broadcasted throughout the entire health section of Target. If such thing doesn't bother you, well more power to you and can you please shop at the Walmart across the street. Thanks!