There are two kinds of people on this earth

There are dog lovers and dog haters. Dog lovers over look things like fur on everything, scratched paint on the back door, chewed furniture, dog crap in the backyard, drool, barking, snorting, snoring, and a dog in your bed every night. Then we have the dog haters, they despise all of the above. I am a dog lover. Guess what my husband is?